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Ryan Reynolds is officially off the market. It explains why he hasn't been returning my calls. I'm happy for him, though -- really. These are tears of happiness...

Maybe looking at some of our past Ryan Reynolds coverage will help ease the pain? (Cue the montage set to the song "I Will Remember You")

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Ryan Reynolds' new film, Definitely, Maybe comes out on Thursday -- and I'm actually quite excited to see the romantic comedy. There's something about Ryan that just totally works for me... (and it's more than his 6-pack, though there's more of that after the jump.)

We were vacationing in New York last winter and actually stumbled into one of their shooting locations at one point -- Ryan must not have seen me, or else I'm sure he would have said hello. (At least I had my delusions to keep me warm...)

Check out some sexy screencaps from The Nines after the jump.

[ Definitely, Maybe - Official Site ]
[ The Nines - Official Site ]
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Hey gang -- I hope that your Halloween has not been TOO spooky yet. I think I've decided on what I want to go out as on Halloween... Ryan Reynolds. Every time I stumble across these photos again I'm rendered defenseless... he could ask me to kill someone and all I'd be able to ask is, "How?"

What's kind of fantastic about Halloween this year is that since it falls right in the middle of the week, the real hard-core Halloween fans get at least three partying opportunities -- the weekend before, the day of, and the weekend after. I can only hope this year that the preponderance of "slutty" girl costumes is met with an equal dose of "slutty" guy costumes. (Send photos! Haha.)

Be safe and smart out there tonight -- don't go bowling packs of 8-year-old SpongeBobs in your race to the bars. =)

There's more Ryan after the jump.

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Last night on the way to dinner in New York City (the trip has been FABULOUS, by the way...) we saw Ryan Reynolds filming on the street next to our restaurant, Nobu. Unfortunately, as this is December in New York, he was much more clothed than in this picture.

Shirtless in December? Unfortunately no.