Tally another one in the column of "Scary Movies that Chris Won't See Since He's a Wuss." Rogue is on the way to theaters, and you can now recognize me on the street as "that guy always looking behind him for giant crocodiles."
Michael Vartan stars in Rogue as a writer venturing out into remote Australian wetlands with a tourist group, on a nature tour that turns deadly due to a huge. freaking. crocodile.
In other news, we'll be at Disneyland this weekend -- where there will probably be one of the giant crocodiles from Fantasia walking around at some point. If I don't return on Monday then I'm probably in Disney jail somewhere...




























