I would hold up the coat for him anyday. I would also take him back to the Aquaman hair days.

Hey! SJ, you can hold up the coat... and I'll slip behind it to help Alan remove his skimpy outfit. And speaking of skimpy outfits-- Wow! that tiny swimsuit he's wearing in the last photo is sooo perfect. It's riding so low on his butt that I'm starting to drool.
Lee

Remember Mark Walberg started out doing this. And he was hotter than hell honey. Now is acts and has two oscar noms. Alan is hotter than Mark ever was. Sorry, I love Mark. But Alan is awesome in ways I have never seen. And his commercial shows a wonderful innocence. I smell Oscar and an unlimited sky of success. Thanks Alan, youtube and hunk du jour for making my day.
I know not all are Christian but I loved how in an age when it seems not to be popular to be a Christian because of the things done in Christ's name which are so wrong and are not of love, which is Christ, Alan stated in an article that Jesus was his number one priority. I loved that he said that. If only all of us who believe would say so in order that we can get these idiots who call themselves Christians to shut the hell up. I am gay and Christian and when someone says I can't be both, I ask when did they get up on a cross and die for me honey? They can kiss my ass as long as they don't enjoy it too much. Peace and love to all. Brandon.

he is so innocent and so cute... man! he is so inviting...