[Ed: As reader Martha points out, I got... well, ALL the facts pretty much wrong. I'll still leave this up though, as my offer to David still stands!]
David Beckham is looking for work, after being let go from his football club in England.
David... you can crash with us in Seattle if you need a job. We think that life as our houseboy would be very happy for you.
Love,
Chris & Doug from Hunk du Jour













































