So, I'm really disappointed that I missed the season premier of The Amazing Race -- but I DID get to see the kickoff of The Apprentice 5: There Can Be Only One Donald. So here are the male contestants -- in order of hot to not!

Tarek

This one was pretty doe-eyed through his first run as a project manager, and I really wish they'd lay off the Mensa bullshit. There's still something about him though. We'll see how long it lasts...

Dan

Bryce

Michael

Lee

Sean

Pepi

Lenny

Brent