I arrived at Hunk du Jour World Headquarters to find the place empty! Oh yeah -- we don't get the first day of the year off, we get the first work day of the year off. My accounting firm (Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe) is even closed.
Unfortunately this means I won't be receiving the sealed envelope with the Hunk of the Month from December 2005 today -- it also means that I'll be unable to make a cup of coffee... (we just HAD to drop the extra cash for the espresso-machine-with-barista, didn't we?)
In the meantime I'll see if I can't rifle through some of the worker bees' desks and find an article or two that has been languishing in the editorial tree. Hey, if anyone knows where the power switch is for this copier let me know... Happy New Year!